kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

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hospitalstays:

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school cum

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

(via orgasmic-humor)


alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

(via orgasmic-humor)




Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

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collagens:

when the teacher you hate makes a joke

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illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

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