masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

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gnarly:

send this to ur bae

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rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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automatically:

Roxy like a puma

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giveable:

lumiere

giveable:

lumiere

(via supermoclel)


bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

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